Monday, August 8, 2011

For all the single ladies out there

For single ladies in a hurry to get married, here's a quick piece of biblical advice: Ruth patiently waited for her mate Boaz. While waiting on YOUR BOAZ, don't settle for ANY of his relatives: Brokeaz, Poaz, Lyinaz, Cheatinaz, Dumbaz, Cheapaz, Lockedupaz, Goodfornothinaz,Lazyaz, or Marriedaz and especially his third cousin Beatinyoaz. Please wait on your Boaz & make sure he respects Yoaz.


14 comments:

  1. This covered all the azes I can think of. Thanks for the laugh.

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  2. Why do girls always fall for the bad Boaz?

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  3. Funny take on that Biblical story. Thanks for the chuckle.

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  4. Great one to start the week off with Odie. (Oh, and Shady, because the bad Boaz are usually more fun!!!).

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  5. I've seen this all over Facebook and I giggle every time!

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  6. Well Odie, it was new to me and I'm laughing my ownaz and can't stop...
    thanks for tickling my funny bone in my paddedaz...

    Hugs~

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  7. Love it! And very good advice, too.

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  8. I can't be doing with bad Boaz!!
    And hopefully i'm raising my boys to be good!
    And i Keep telling Louise and the boys that boyfriends and girlfriends may come and go, but GOOD friends - boys or girls are hard to find and good to hang on to!

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  9. Haha! I had a good laugh at this one! Thanks Odie!

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  10. You made me laugh! :)

    And I hope your first day back at school has been a good one.

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  11. haha! Funnyaz.
    My husbands nick name is Az, thankfully he's none of the above Az's.
    Love the quote - may have to use that one.
    :)

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