Life is hard, if you're stupid it's harder
The purpose of life is a life of purpose - Robert Byrne
Here is the test to find whether your mission on earth is finished. If you're alive, it isn't. - Richard Bach
In spite of the cost of living, it's still popular. - Kathy Norris
I have a simple philosophy: Fill what's empty. Empty what's full. Scratch where it itches. - Alice Roosevelt Longworth
Life is what we make it, always has been, always will be. - Grandma Moses
Don't go around saying the world owes you a living. The world owes you nothing. It was here first. - Mark Twain
To succeed in life, you need three things: a wishbone, a backbone and a funnybone. - Reba McEntire
Life is like a ten-speed bicycle. Most of us have gears we never use. -Charles Schulz
Life is a sexually transmitted disease and there is a 100% mortality rate. - R.D. Laing
"Behold the turtle. He makes progress only when he sticks his neck out." - James Conant
