Quotes for Life

Quotations About Life

Life is hard, if you're stupid it's harder

The purpose of life is a life of purpose - Robert Byrne

Here is the test to find whether your mission on earth is finished. If you're alive, it isn't. - Richard Bach

In spite of the cost of living, it's still popular. - Kathy Norris

I have a simple philosophy: Fill what's empty. Empty what's full. Scratch where it itches. - Alice Roosevelt Longworth

Life is what we make it, always has been, always will be. - Grandma Moses

Don't go around saying the world owes you a living. The world owes you nothing. It was here first. - Mark Twain

To succeed in life, you need three things: a wishbone, a backbone and a funnybone. - Reba McEntire

Life is like a ten-speed bicycle. Most of us have gears we never use. -Charles Schulz

Life is a sexually transmitted disease and there is a 100% mortality rate. - R.D. Laing

"Behold the turtle. He makes progress only when he sticks his neck out." - James Conant

Thoughts for a monday morning

Do what you can, with what you have, where you are.
Theodore Roosevelt

Always do right. This will gratify some people and astonish the rest.
Mark Twain

Have a heart that never hardens, a temper that never tires, a touch that never hurts.
Charles Dickens

Never look down on anyone unless you are helping them up
Author Unknown

Don't let what you can't do stop you from what you can do.
John Wooden

One day at a time --this is enough. Do not look back and grieve over the past for it is gone; and do not be troubled about the future, for it has not yet come. Live in the present, and make it so beautiful it will be worth remembering.
Ida Scott Taylor

Humour is like a frog. If you dissect it, it dies.
Mark Twain

Women need a reason for sex. Men just need a place.
Billy Crystal

Aren't we forgetting the true meaning of Christmas? You know, the birth of Santa?
Bart Simpson

Never take life too seriously. Nobody get out alive anyway.
Author Unknown

Have a great monday everybody.