Monday, February 27, 2012

Warning - Rated R for Rocky

  To say Rocky is a unique little dog is an understatement to be sure. One thing I have to say about our sweet little boy is that he is consistent.  He always does what he has always done.

  He is of course fixed but that doesn't mean he has changed his habits when it comes to sex. We call him the man for a reason. A couple of days ago Linda's daughter, Beth gave him a little black stuffed dog since he had been wanting to chew on one of her prized stuffed animals in her room. Recently he had gone through his last stuffed animal that he had treasured for some time until it finally came apart.

  We often say we pity the real dog that Rocky may ever try to get romantic with.  His version of foreplay is to body slam his mate from side to side numbers of times before giving it all he's got and amazing everyone that witnesses what he was blessed with. Like I said, he's the man.

  After he has his way with (her) he then spends time cleaning her up lovingly and then he does what he always does by laying on the couch or the floor with (her) in his grasp holding her with his mouth for the longest time.  Did I say he was unique?

  Eventually he will tear this one up to the point we will have to dispose of it and he will have to cool it for a while until a new chick enters the scene. Time will tell. 

  Hope I didn't embarrass anyone too bad with the details of his latest orgy. I just had to share this side of our baby.

8 comments:

  1. Wow- Rocky is quite the man! Ha! Too funny-

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  2. Odie, that is so funny! I think I will buy a stuffed dog for my little Leia. She would probably fall in love too.

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  3. Kind of actually, educational, as we don't have any pets.....

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  4. Shucks, Odie, in my neck of the woods we call that kind of lovin' "the usual." (LOL) That does it! Rocky's application to become an honorary Dell rat is hereby:

    approved...
    approved...
    APPROVED!!!

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  5. Love the guy's version of fore play!!! Maybe he was Fred Flintstone in a previous life?!?!?!?!

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  7. This was hilarious, Odie. No pictures 'R'equired ;)

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  8. Hahaha! Very funny. I have to admit I blushed quite a bit at this post. He is feisty one. isn't he? :)

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