Do what you can, with what you have, where you are.
Always do right. This will gratify some people and astonish the rest.
Have a heart that never hardens, a temper that never tires, a touch that never hurts.
Never look down on anyone unless you are helping them up
Don't let what you can't do stop you from what you can do.
One day at a time --this is enough. Do not look back and grieve over the past for it is gone; and do not be troubled about the future, for it has not yet come. Live in the present, and make it so beautiful it will be worth remembering.
Ida Scott Taylor
Humour is like a frog. If you dissect it, it dies.
Women need a reason for sex. Men just need a place.
Aren't we forgetting the true meaning of Christmas? You know, the birth of Santa?
Never take life too seriously. Nobody get out alive anyway.
Have a great monday everybody.