ADULT:
A person who has stopped growing at both ends
and is now growing in the middle.
BEAUTY PARLOR:
A place where women curl up and dye.
CHICKENS:
The only animals you eat before they are born and after they are dead.
COMMITTEE:
A body that keeps minutes and wastes hours.
DUST:
Mud with the juice squeezed out.
EGOTIST:
Someone who is usually me-deep in conversation.
HANDKERCHIEF:
Cold Storage.
INFLATION:
Cutting money in half without damaging the paper.
MOSQUITO:
An insect that makes you like flies better.
A person who has stopped growing at both ends
and is now growing in the middle.
BEAUTY PARLOR:
A place where women curl up and dye.
CHICKENS:
The only animals you eat before they are born and after they are dead.
COMMITTEE:
A body that keeps minutes and wastes hours.
DUST:
Mud with the juice squeezed out.
EGOTIST:
Someone who is usually me-deep in conversation.
HANDKERCHIEF:
Cold Storage.
INFLATION:
Cutting money in half without damaging the paper.
MOSQUITO:
An insect that makes you like flies better.
RAISIN:
A grape with a sunburn.
SECRET:
Something you tell to one person at a time.
SKELETON:
A bunch of bones with the person scraped off.
TOOTHACHE:
The pain that drives you to extraction.
TOMORROW:
One of the greatest labor saving devices of today.
YAWN:
An honest opinion openly expressed.
And MY Personal Favorite....
WRINKLES:
Something other people have,
Similar to my character lines.
A grape with a sunburn.
SECRET:
Something you tell to one person at a time.
SKELETON:
A bunch of bones with the person scraped off.
TOOTHACHE:
The pain that drives you to extraction.
TOMORROW:
One of the greatest labor saving devices of today.
YAWN:
An honest opinion openly expressed.
And MY Personal Favorite....
WRINKLES:
Something other people have,
Similar to my character lines.
Clever and funny. Thanks for sharing!
ReplyDeleteI think my favorite is the mosquito one.
ReplyDeleteI got one for you, Odie!
ReplyDeleteBachelor:
A guy who never makes the same mistake once.
Have a happy Tuesday, good buddy!
My favorite one is the CHICKEN one!
ReplyDeleteThose were great!
Some great funnies for us there today my friend. Really brought a smile to my face.
ReplyDeleteVery funn!
ReplyDeleteThese are great, Odie. I like the chicken one the best. So funny.
ReplyDeleteI like the chicken and the secret! so funny!
ReplyDeleteVery clever - thanks for your visits. Been too busy at work to tend to my blog!
ReplyDeleteCharacter lines! That's the one! :)
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