Tuesday, January 31, 2012

Definitions

ADULT:
A person who has stopped growing at both ends
and is now growing in the middle.


BEAUTY PARLOR:

A place where women curl up and dye.


CHICKENS:

The only animals you eat before they are born and after they are dead.


COMMITTEE:

A body that keeps minutes and wastes hours.


DUST:

Mud with the juice squeezed out.


EGOTIST:

Someone who is usually me-deep in conversation.


HANDKERCHIEF:

Cold Storage.


INFLATION:

Cutting money in half without damaging the paper.


MOSQUITO:

An insect that makes you like flies better.

RAISIN:
A grape with a sunburn.


SECRET:

Something you tell to one person at a time.


SKELETON:

A bunch of bones with the person scraped off.


TOOTHACHE:

The pain that drives you to extraction.


TOMORROW:

One of the greatest labor saving devices of today.


YAWN:

An honest opinion openly expressed.



And MY Personal Favorite....
WRINKLES:
Something other people have,
Similar to my character lines.

10 comments:

  1. Clever and funny. Thanks for sharing!

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  2. I think my favorite is the mosquito one.

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  3. I got one for you, Odie!

    Bachelor:
    A guy who never makes the same mistake once.

    Have a happy Tuesday, good buddy!

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  4. My favorite one is the CHICKEN one!

    Those were great!

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  5. Some great funnies for us there today my friend. Really brought a smile to my face.

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  6. These are great, Odie. I like the chicken one the best. So funny.

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  7. I like the chicken and the secret! so funny!

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  8. Very clever - thanks for your visits. Been too busy at work to tend to my blog!

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