Thursday, May 19, 2011

Thankful Thursday



Today I am thankful for "HUMOR" that makes us smile and takes away the troubles if for even a brief moment. Belle got me started with Jeff Foxworthy and Canada so here is Jeff's take on North Carolina.


If you are 'fixin' to go anywhere, you may live in North Carolina.


If 'Vacation' means going anywhere south of Myrtle Beach for the weekend, you may live in North Carolina.


If you find 60 degrees 'a little chilly', you may live in North Carolina.


If you and all your friends live for basketball season, be it high school, college, or Pro, you may live in North Carolina.


If you know that Charlotte is not really the state capital, you may live in North Carolina.


If you know three different recipes for baked beans, and which one to take to a funeral, you may live in North Carolina.


If you know two or more friends named 'Trey', you may live in North Carolina.


If you can name two hurricanes that blew away your neighbor's trailer, you may live in North Carolina.


If you think all students that graduate from Duke move back home to New York, you may live in North Carolina.


If you think the tobacco barn out front is part of your home, you may live in North Carolina.


If you actually understand these jokes, and share them with your North Carolina friends and others, you definately live in North Carolina.

10 comments:

  1. God I love baked beans. I need to go visit you, Odie! :)

    Also, what's your stand on this whole "Rapture" thing. Would love to know. Sending you big HUGS.

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  2. Ha! My hubby comes from Texas and says "fixin' - so is he really from North Carolina?
    karen

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  3. Fixin seems like a perfectly good word. It's a lot quicker to say than "gettin ready".

    The rapture thing is sort of like the "birth certificate". It'll blow over and than another kook will show up.

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  4. We love Jeff Foxworthy and Bill Engvall. They are hysterical and there's not one f-bomb dropped in their monologues. Just plain, good old fashioned comedy.

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  5. If you find 60 degrees 'a little chilly', you may live in North Carolina (or Florida).

    If you can name two hurricanes that blew away your neighbor's trailer, you may live in North Carolina (or Florida).

    Thanks for the chuckle, Odie!

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  6. Thanks for the laugh, Odie. I love Foxworthy and jokes about different places in the world.

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  7. Odie I missed you! I like Jeff and these jokes are funny, thanks for the laugh :D

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